Awful Announcing
"I’m in the fortunate position of getting us from point A to point B to point C with three guys who have been in every conceivable situation in a basketball game."
"You've been the architect of all of this, honestly...the architect of what this is."
"Just a viral moment waiting to happen."
"We welcome you to Inside The NBA, presented by Kia, even though it feels a lot more like a Forensic Files episode after watching that."
"Shaq is over there crumpling up paper, that’s why I’m laughing!"
"If that had been a regular fan, he would have got tossed."
"TMZ ain't never wrong."
"These guys don’t sit in a production meeting and prepare for what they’ll say in each segment and get their thoughts organized. We just want a gut-level, genuine reaction."
"He never got a tight end like me."
"Sorry about that."
"I’m kind of juggling two balls right here."
"You'll never find, blum blum blum blum, a hairline like mine!"
