Awful Announcing
"I’m in the fortunate position of getting us from point A to point B to point C with three guys who have been in every conceivable situation in a basketball game."
"You have gotten so strong. Like, I don't think people listening to this have any earthly idea, the degree of difficulty of what you have done to get to where you are."
"Fat Dan Le Batard and your fat daddy —sweet Miss Lourdes— I'll see you Saturday. GUARANTEED."
"You've done the hardest thing, your way. You’ve built a beast. Don’t let anyone tame it."
“In bringing together some of the most authentic sports and entertainment voices under one umbrella, DraftKings Network is the destination for ‘In on the Action’ sports fans and content they love.”
"We didn't tell anyone to call you. If they did, they did so own [sic] their own."
"I love when people lose their minds over how weird I am."
"'You know what's not going to go well for me? Trying to turn this group of rebels into some sort of organized structure without the ability to have actual repercussions."
"I mention my resume to point to you, that there is a Black man in front of your face that you’re staring at right now who has earned what I have."
"People say that I am a fat, ugly, hypocritical, jealous, jerk, asshole, moron, idiot. And I’d just like to defend myself against that. I’m not jealous. "
"How are we responsible for that?"
