Awful Announcing
"Recently, while shadow boxing the apocalypse, and wandering the land, I came upon the creation of the world, and the birth of fire. I quickly spiraled round and round, and was immediately sucked into the vortex of Fire On The Mountain —The Movie. It has become a harmonic convergence of the highest order."
"Great offensive rebounding here by the Buffaloes! Looks like they had some good grass at halftime."
Bill Walton had some fun with an ESPN XFL promo.
"Bummer? He's not a bummer. He's a meteor. He's an asteroid, soaring through the universe."
“Walton seems like the kind of guy who, if a friend came to him in need, he would do anything to help. So I just took that to the most extreme and fictional place possible, of him fighting crime.”
Ralph Lawler and Bill Walton reunited for one last time to honor Lawler's 40-year broadcasting career.
Lawler and Walton called Clippers' games together from 1990-2002.
During Thursday night’s Arizona-Utah game hidden on ESPNU, Bill Walton opened up about being in a very dark...
Pasch told Walton "Take a bite out of it while it's lit," and Walton did exactly that.
Bill Walton is basically a living, breathing, seven-foot tall non-sequitur, and his usual broadcast partner Dave Pasch is...
This probably won't happen.
