Awful Announcing
"I have tested positive for COVID-19. I am asymptomatic and feel fine, but I will be in self-quarantine until I’m cleared to get back to the broadcast booth with Chip and Tom."
“This time, he’s trying to hit it so far right that he pull-hooks it out of bounds. So now he’s hitting seven off the tee. I’m foaming at the mouth. He hits his next drive and it hits land before going in the water.”
"Oh, watch this! There's the wind, boys, there's the wind!"
This reminded people of the time KTVU read obviously fake and racist Asian names of pilots in a deadly plane crash.
When crowd photos go very wrong.
Steve Blass called out Ronald Acuña Jr.'s jewelry after a hit-by-pitch.
Chipper Jones was not happy that a hitting tip from play-by-play man Jon Sciambi didn't work.
"Albies came from a very poor background, he's from Curaçao, and when somebody offers you 35 million dollars—I mean, he may not know the difference between 35 million dollars and 85 million dollars."
"Acuña could have turned his back, who knows, it's split-second, but he did drop his elbow to deflect the ball, and unfortunately he got hit in the elbow, and that's one place you don't want to get hit. ...So I stand firmly by what I said, and I don't think the pitch was that terrible."
"You hit three home runs, I'm sorry, you're going to go down. ...You've got a team that's out of it that's retaliating, and that's just part of the baseball code."
Brian Jordan wants to laugh so hard here.
Simpson is apparently determined to feud with everyone.
ESPN will honor Hank Aaron because...why not?
No one was happy about the Nats-Braves rain delay—especially not Chip Caray and Joe Simpson.
