Anish Shroff has hilarious analogy for painful college basketball game
"This game has the feel of a third grader playing the recorder for the first time"
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Bank robber ChiefsAholic’s lawyer is again drawing notice with football analogies
"From the beginning of this case, folks, the government has been blitzing. And Xaviar’s pocket was collapsing. But today, Xaviar has stepped into the pressure."
Mark Sanchez drew attention with ‘Like a salmon covered in Vaseline, bro!’ Jalen Hurts analogy
"Like a salmon covered in Vaseline, bro, this guy's just too slippery! He refuses to go down!"
