Awful Announcing
"A great story needs an opening that sucks you in, a middle that won't let go, and a mind-blowing, nail-biting ending that has you hanging on every snap."
"It's like Cribs for these athletes. You get to see their home. And then they tell their military story, their connection to the military and why that means so much to them."
"My 5 seconds of air time created an array of malicious feedback that is all associated with my face."
"She needs a good therapist and a divorce lawyer."
Judge doing a home-run trot on an ESPN treadmill? Surprising. Oh, wait, wrong ad campaign.
