Don’t try to tell John Lynch the San Francisco 49ers should be happy about boosting their draft positioning by losing a meaningless game.
This week’s Monday Night Football game was meaningless for the Detroit Lions, who were already slated to play for the NFC North division title, a first-round bye and home field advantage in the playoffs next Sunday night against the Minnesota Vikings. And it was meaningless for the 49ers, who were already eliminated from playoff contention. But the game still appeared to mean a lot for their general manager.
ESPN’s broadcast caught Lynch losing his mind Monday night, pounding his fist on the table and appearing to drop a swear word or two after the Lions scored a go-ahead touchdown late in the third quarter.
49ers GM John Lynch was not happy about this Lions go-ahead TD.
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman offered commentary on his reaction. 🏈🎙️😂 #NFL #MNF https://t.co/dPjM8ePaBX pic.twitter.com/TP0HN90jVG
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) December 31, 2024
“He’s as competitive as they come,” Troy Aikman noted as he and Joe Buck snickered at Lynch’s antics. “And anyone who saw his Hall-of-Fame career knows that. This guy is a competitor and I mean, look at him, he’s about ready to put his face in that glass.”
And ESPN wasn’t done, later showing Lynch throw his hands up behind his head in defeat after watching Brock Purdy toss his second pick of the night.
John Lynch with the Surrender Cobra after a Brock Purdy INT. #NFL #MNF https://t.co/rJIaFj0lHm pic.twitter.com/jmiREPW643
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) December 31, 2024
This is the video Lynch should play for Purdy and his agent when they ask San Francisco for a $60 million per year contract this offseason. That interception had poor John Lynch looking like he just received some devastating news. The real crime here, however, is that ESPN didn’t show Lynch after Jake Moody’s two missed field goals.
While many fans, and even some front offices, subscribe to the theory of tanking for a better draft pick once the playoffs are out of reach, respect to Lynch’s mild tantrums for proving even meaningless wins aren’t meaningless in the NFL.
[ESPN]

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