Cooper Kupp and Cris Collinsworth Credit: © Kevin Ng-Imagn Images / © Kirby Lee-Imagn Images

The Seattle Seahawks are on their bye this week after earning the NFC’s top seed and homefield advantage throughout the playoffs. That means Cooper Kupp will spend Wild Card Weekend at home watching six playoff games with his family instead of suiting up.

It also means Kupp will be doing some thumb exercises from his couch.

Kupp told reporters this week that he regularly mutes NFL broadcasts because the analysis doesn’t match what’s actually happening on the field. When he’s watching games with his kids, he hits the mute button and breaks down the plays himself.

“The color commentators, analysts, I mean, it’s such a hard job; so difficult,” Kupp said. “I’ve got to mute that thing sometimes. ‘Look, boys, sit down. Let me explain to what’s really happening here.’ Cris Collinsworth, I love you. Let me explain what happened here.”

The reality is that color commentators are trying to explain complex football concepts in real time to a general audience that ranges from die-hard fans who understand pre-snap motion and coverage shells to casual viewers who just want to know who scored. That’s an impossible balance. Either you oversimplify and lose the knowledgeable fans, or you get too technical and lose everyone else.

Clearly, Kupp wouldn’t mind if they got too technical. But he also seems to just prefer doing it himself from the couch.

Funnily enough, Sports Business Journal reported this week that Peacock has been testing features letting fans control announcer volume and crowd noise during broadcasts. Perhaps Kupp is onto something.

About Sam Neumann

Since the beginning of 2023, Sam has been a staff writer for Awful Announcing and The Comeback. A 2021 graduate of Temple University, Sam is a Charlotte native, who currently calls Greenville, South Carolina his home. He also has a love/hate relationship with the New York Mets and Jets.