As has become tradition here, we couldn’t let you watch Super Bowl LII between the Patriots and Eagles without an accompanying drinking game based on the more tiresome storylines and buzzwords to get you through the five-hour marathon telecast.
Without further ado, here’s our toast to America’s biggest unofficial holiday:
[Note: Don’t be a moron: Know your limit, and never drink and drive.]
Sip every time you hear:
- “12 stitches”
- “28-3”
- “Underdog”
- “Deflategate”
- “5 Super Bowl rings”
The latest
- Singular focus on Caitlin Clark brings risk, reward for ESPN and women’s basketball
- Explosive lawsuit alleges sabotage and union-busting in Sports Illustrated-Arena Group divorce
- Sage Steele: The devil knocked out my teeth with a golf ball for suing ESPN and speaking out
- Rece Davis downplays ‘risk-free investment’ gambling comment on The Pat McAfee Show, insists he didn’t apologize
- Tom Brady: “40”
- Nick Foles: “Journeyman”
- Rob Gronkowski: “Concussion protocol”
- LeGarrette Blount: “Longtime Patriot”
- Danny Amendola: “Clutch”
Drink 2 every time NBC shows:
- The temperature outside
- Footage from Super Bowl 39 between the Patriots & Eagles
- Carson Wentz or Julian Edelman watching from the sidelines
- Gisele Bündchen looking distressed
- Robert Kraft getting hammered
Drink 3 every time Al Michaels:
- Says “YUGE” like Donald Trump
- Ponders a big decision with “Hmmmmmm…”
- Says “3rd and a deuce”
- Describes a trick play as “Razzle dazzle”
- Butchers pronouncing Jay Ajayi’s name
Chug every time Cris Collinsworth says:
- “RPO”
- “National Football League”
- Anything about Peyton or Eli Manning
- “We talked about…” or “You talk about…”
- “NOW, HERE’S A GUY…”