Spiders suck. There are no other opinions on the matter. If you don’t think they suck, you are wrong and that is a “you” problem. After South Carolina’s head men’s basketball coach Frank Martin killed a spider with his phone during his press conference, we should probably start planning a parade for the man.
Frank Martin killed a spider because he's a brave man pic.twitter.com/xZUxGGJOqO
— Andrew Joseph (@AndyJ0seph) October 4, 2016
The way he kills it couldn’t be more nonchalant. If I were in his shoes, I would burn the place to the ground. No questions asked, just take action and figure it all out later.
Members of the press found the moment funny, but they weren’t the people who had to face off with the monster face-to-face. Martin deserves some sort of distinction for his hard work. When the war against insects finally takes place, this may end up being our battle cry. Remember this moment.
About Sam Blazer
Sam is a self proclaimed chess prodigy. He once placed seventh in the state of Ohio in Chess when he was in kindergarten. He will rarely if ever mention though that only eight people were entered in this tournament. Contact him at sblaze17@gmail.com