The upcoming episodes of ESPN’s The Last Dance will cover the Dream Team, as well as Michael Jordan’s unparalleled success with product endorsements. The major Jordan endorsements over the years are widely known, such as Nike, Gatorade, Wheaties, McDonald’s, and Hanes. Air Jordans are as popular today as they were when introduced in 1984, despite Jordan being retired from the NBA since 2003. His brand will live on for a long, long time.

But there have been Jordan sponsorships that people may not remember, and there were some extremely 1980s and 1990s commercials that came with those endorsements. That was also the case for Jordan’s star teammate for all six Chicago Bulls championships, Scottie Pippen.

So, ahead of this week’s The Last Dance episodes, let’s take a look at some of the weirdest Jordan and Pippen commercials from the ’80s and ’90s.

Michael Jordan plays detective ‘Max Jordan’ in 3-minute Rayovac commercial

This was the most bizarre find. Rayovac was actually Jordan’s first endorsement deal after returning to the NBA in 1995, and he had several commercials for the battery supplier. But I have zero memory of this particular ad, and can’t find any additional information about it. It’s also three minutes long, so it’s really more of a short film or infomercial. Was this actually shown on television? Maybe you can answer that for us.

Anyway, here’s Michael Jordan as private detective “Max Jordan, Agent 23” for Rayovac:

The Michael Jordan Ball Park Franks ads

In the ’90s, the Jordan ads for Ball Park Franks were nearly as prevalent as his ads for anything else. There’s a good chance you had no idea about the Ball Park Franks sponsorship if you’re under 30 years old, and there’s a good chance any of you over 30 forgot about the sponsorship before seeing this reminder.

“They plump when you cook ’em.”

“The hot dogs hot dogs love.”

The ads and coupons were all over the place. The commercials even came across as wacky and very over-the-top in the ’90s, so you can imagine how they look more than 20 years later. Here are two examples:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyQzHxXRlUc

Michael Jordan takes DMV exam in Chevrolet commercial

Jordan’s first endorsement deal was with Chevy dealers in his rookie season, 1984. He did many Chevrolet commercials, with most of the commercials featuring him playing basketball. But the following commercial simply has him at the DMV.

“I’ve made shots at the buzzer. I’ve been in championship games. But I’ve never had butterflies like this.”

“I not only renewed my license… I renewed my confidence as well.”

Scottie Pippen chases down cab to retrieve phone, throws down dunk first

In this Ameritech commercial, Scottie Pippen leaves his Bulls jacket in a cab, interrupts a pickup game to throw down a dunk while chasing down the cab, and stands in the street with his arms up before the cab slams on its brakes. Pippen then tells a boy in the cab to keep the jacket; he just wants his phone (a Motorola “portable phone,” according to the 1996 commercial).

Quite a lot of action in just over 30 seconds.

The Scottie Pippen Mr. Submarine commercial

“This is one six-foot I can’t handle one-on-one. Ladies, let’s have a party.”- Scottie Pippen

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