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By Matt Yoder on 05/27/202505/27/2025

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Listen: TV, radio calls of Carolina Hurricanes winning Stanley Cup

"IT'S YOURS, CAROLINA... THE STANLEY CUP! WE GOT A PASSENGER ON THE PLANE TOMORROW!"

Fox announcer says Japan players ‘think they’re taller’ before header goal

“The Japanese players think they're taller than they actually are, because they persist on crossing it straight onto the heads of the Dutch defenders.”

FIFA expands World Cup press conference translation, but only for Spanish

The change comes after a viral video of a FIFA official preventing a Mexican journalist from asking a question in Spanish.

Knicks fan Stephen A. Smith celebrates end of championship drought: ‘I never thought it’d happen’

“I don’t even know how to put it in words..."

Sprinklers have become the scourge of 2026 World Cup broadcasters

"It's coming!"

ESPN’s SportsCenter account shamed for using AI slop to celebrate Knicks championship

"WORTH THE WEIGHT"