The New York Yankees scored three runs in the top of the third inning as part of a 6-1 victory over the Baltimore Orioles on Thursday night at Camden Yards. And YES Network play-by-play announcer Michael Kay went with a very unusual way to describe the Yankees’ three-run inning.
“But the Yankees, three runs in an inning? It’s an offensive orgy,” Kay said.
The Yankees averaged just over two runs per game over their past six contests entering Thursday night, so a three-run inning felt like a bit of an onslaught. But an “offensive orgy” was certainly an unexpected choice to describe it.
“It’s an offensive orgy.” – Michael Kay pic.twitter.com/M1Crl9zwQb
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) August 21, 2026
That line left many YES viewers and baseball fans on social media very confused.
I’m sorry… it’s a WHAT???
Michael Kay letting it fly tonight pic.twitter.com/W63L8nyLBK
— Barstool Baseball (@StoolBaseball) August 21, 2026
ITS AN OFFENSIVE ORGY?! https://t.co/uqRcTe8g7x pic.twitter.com/DwEkwwzKIT
— sports live tweeter yadira (@jonmoxIeys) August 20, 2026
Michael Kay, what in the world??? https://t.co/fVYM4pIgbc
— Brad (@BradFSports) August 21, 2026
😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/lJEjel2BHo https://t.co/UybsBSY3up
— AT (@BaseballWRLD_) August 21, 2026
The Yankees just scored 3 runs in the third inning, and Michael Kay said it was an “offensive orgy.” pic.twitter.com/8o951f4KMV
— East Bound and Down (@The_Real_MikeL) August 20, 2026
Did Michael Kay just say what I think he said???
— Everything Yankees (@eyyankees) August 20, 2026
Awful Announcing readers ranked Kay and the Yankees’ television booth fourth in the 2026 MLB local broadcaster rankings after they finished 23rd last year.
Kay told Awful Announcing Podcast host Brandon Contes, “I just hate it. It’s like, it’s a masturbatory exercise to see who’s going to finish first, and somebody’s going to be upset when they finish 30th. And I don’t think there’s a 30th. I think everybody does a great job.”

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