Los Angeles Dodgers retired pitcher Fernando Valenzuela (34) throws out the first pitch following a ceremony to retire his jersey number prior to the game against the Colorado Rockies at Dodger Stadium.

Los Angeles Dodgers retired pitcher Fernando Valenzuela (34) throws out the first pitch following a ceremony to retire his jersey number prior to the game against the Colorado Rockies at Dodger Stadium.

About Sean Keeley

Along with writing for Awful Announcing and The Comeback, Sean is the Managing Editor for Comeback Media. Previously, he created the Syracuse blog Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician and wrote 'How To Grow An Orange: The Right Way to Brainwash Your Child Into Rooting for Syracuse.' He has also written non-Syracuse-related things for SB Nation, Curbed, and other outlets. He currently lives in Seattle where he is complaining about bagels. Send tips/comments/complaints to sean@thecomeback.com.