Things didn’t go particularly well for the New York Mets on Friday night, as they fell 14-2 to Paul Skenes and the Pittsburgh Pirates. But, as is so often the case, while the Mets were struggling on the field, the team’s announcers were on top of their games.
Rowdy Tellez hit a grand slam in the eighth inning, Pittsburgh’s seventh and final home run of the game. Shortly thereafter, the Pirates announced on both the videoboard at PNC Park and on X (formerly Twitter) that they were out of fireworks.
Gary Cohen, the longtime voice of the Mets on SNY, noticed the message.
“There is a note on the scoreboard that the Pirates, with their seven home runs, have not only tied a club record — they have run out of the fireworks that they use to celebrate the home run…They shot off for the first six home runs. But no more fireworks left.”
Gary Cohen: There is a note on the scoreboard that the Pirates, with their 7 HRs…have run out of the fireworks that they use.
Keith Hernandez: You got hawk eyes, Gare.
Cohen: Just trying to figure out what we’re supposed to talk about now. If not fireworks, then what? pic.twitter.com/dn4QLy5j5v
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) July 6, 2024
“You’ve got hawk eyes, Gare,” Keith Hernandez said. “I’m impressed that you spotted that.”
At that point, Cohen had one natural reply.
“Just trying to figure out what we’re supposed to talk about now. If not fireworks, then what?”
It’s a fair question.
[Photo Credit: SNY]

About Michael Dixon
About Michael:
-- Writer/editor for thecomeback.com and awfulannouncing.com.
-- Bay Area born and raised, currently living in the Indianapolis area.
-- Twitter:
@mfdixon1985 (personal).
@michaeldixonsports (work).
-- Email: mdixon@thecomeback.com
Send tips, corrections, comments and (respectful) disagreements to that email. Do the same with pizza recommendations, taco recommendations and Seinfeld quotes.
Recent Posts
Tony Romo nails call ahead of Broncos TD vs Bills on CBS playoff broadcast
"I always felt like you could take a shot to the end zone here..."
Tony Romo calls Josh Allen ‘Mahomes’ during Bills-Broncos CBS playoff broadcast
This Tony Romo slip-up did not slip by social media.
49ers arrange for British announcer to call Divisional Round game from Seattle
"Hell or high water, by hook or by crook, I’m getting there."
Dan Hurley lets F-bombs fly about his chair in press conference
"I don't need to be in like a Phil Jackson chair, but, like, what the f*ck?
Fubo launches college basketball show with Hoops HQ’s Seth Davis, Andy Katz
Davis founded Hoops HQ in 2024.
NFL Network’s Steve Wyche to be inducted into Black College Football Hall of Fame
Wyche is just the eighth person to be inducted as a "contributor."