ESPN’s umpire camera for the MLB playoffs is bizarre

With ESPN often criticized for their lack of commitment to Major League Baseball, they attempted to get innovative for the playoffs with an umpire camera.

Play-by-play voice Michael Kay introduced the umpire camera several times during Game 2 of the Detroit Tigers-Houston Astros Wild Card series Wednesday afternoon, attempting to show off the new technology for ESPN. But not every attempt at being innovative on a sports broadcast hits. Second base umpire Alfonso Márquez was gracious enough to wear the camera for viewers at home and it was bizarre at its best, gross at its worst.

When Detroit relief pitcher Jackson Jobe entered the game, we got a close-up look at Márquez checking the 22 year old’s hands for foreign substances. Interestingly, we also got a close-up look at Márquez giving himself an intense hand massage that maybe have bordered on being too risqué for afternoon television.

ESPN got innovative with an umpire cam, giving us this weird hand rubbing close-up pic.twitter.com/zICwl7prKi

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But there was one moment when we realized the umpire camera probably wasn’t ready for consumption. And that moment was when ESPN went to the camera as Márquez appeared to spit a big dip loogie from his mouth, giving fans a close look at brown liquid being sprayed down the screen. Gross.

And we thank them for this dip spit pic.twitter.com/jdZZRrdfzh

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The goal of any new technology in a sports broadcast should be to enhance the viewing experience, not distract from it. Retire this attempt alongside the glowing puck from Fox, or at least take it back to the drawing board. But if the umpire cam is intended to give baseball fans sensual hand massages and gross dip spit, then we probably don’t need it.

[ESPN]