Well you clicked on this, so this is on you now.
In the moments after UNC’s upset of Duke, viewers with amazing eye sight, viewers with really large HD or 4k televisions with brightness settings cranked all the way up, and viewers who were weirdly paying close attention to the background of an interview with Luke Maye were treated/subjected to the rarest of events on TWWL when a player’s penis made the briefest of appearances.
We don’t know whose penis it was. It doesn’t really matter. It happened. The internet saw it. If you’d like to do also see it, you can click here. I’m told we might have promised advertisers there would be no dicks on this classy website.
As you can see, it’s pretty hard to spot at first. It’s like looking at 3-D art. Really have to work to see it, but it’s definitely there. Not really a good look for ESPN production, who quickly backed out of the shot, but not before the internet took notice. It is what it is, a penis on ESPN.
https://twitter.com/bon_dew/status/1098439183763427328
https://twitter.com/C4rper14/status/1098439855355383808
https://twitter.com/Jpeazy23/status/1098439480120430592
https://twitter.com/Tim_Red24/status/1098439034932785152
ESPN just showed dudes whole ass dick on live ass TV. Lmfaoooo. Tragic.
— Hollywood (@TheTiaraAnn) February 21, 2019
Lol @espn just showed a guy’s dick on live tv. Seems like the perfect way to end a blowout when our best player gets hurt.
— Chett Manley (@ChettManley) February 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/fakepopshudson/status/1098438625329590272
https://twitter.com/LuvIsRageTM/status/1098438623337369600
Dude. ESPN just showed a Penis on live TV when a player was changing in the locker room. Is this gonna be talked about at all?!! #penisgate
— Mike Long (@thePRdude) February 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/krimmydoug/status/1098438959254904834
What are you doing @ESPN? Get your cameras off the penis. #dukevsunc
— illini (@grillini) February 21, 2019
So ESPN just showed a flaccid penis from the UNC locker room on their broadcast and I busted out laughing
— Andy Biscuits (@HeyHeyWadayaSay) February 21, 2019
Damn ESPN can’t believe they just showed Carolina players penis
— JE24 (@speedtrap31) February 21, 2019
That’s about all we got here. Carry on.
About Matt Clapp
Matt is an editor/writer at The Comeback and Awful Announcing.
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