Well you clicked on this, so this is on you now.
In the moments after UNC’s upset of Duke, viewers with amazing eye sight, viewers with really large HD or 4k televisions with brightness settings cranked all the way up, and viewers who were weirdly paying close attention to the background of an interview with Luke Maye were treated/subjected to the rarest of events on TWWL when a player’s penis made the briefest of appearances.
We don’t know whose penis it was. It doesn’t really matter. It happened. The internet saw it. If you’d like to do also see it, you can click here. I’m told we might have promised advertisers there would be no dicks on this classy website.
As you can see, it’s pretty hard to spot at first. It’s like looking at 3-D art. Really have to work to see it, but it’s definitely there. Not really a good look for ESPN production, who quickly backed out of the shot, but not before the internet took notice. It is what it is, a penis on ESPN.
Come on @espn let the guys change. Just saw a dick on TV. pic.twitter.com/t4bHJLLrhR
— Bon Dew (@bon_dew) February 21, 2019
ESPN caught a dick slip on camera in the UNC locker room.. ??
Worst part is, I could tell it was going to happen and could not turn my head fast enough.. ??♂️
— ??????? ?????? (@C4rper14) February 21, 2019
Lmao WTF @espn why r u so into the locker rooms of these college kids? Media had @NBA level of presence. That UNC player's dick was just aired on ESPN!
— Joshua Petree (@Jpeazy23) February 21, 2019
Nice work by @espn to get a UNC players dicks on live TV. ??♂️
— Tim (@Tim_Red24) February 21, 2019
ESPN just showed dudes whole ass dick on live ass TV. Lmfaoooo. Tragic.
— Hollywood (@TheTiaraAnn) February 21, 2019
Lol @espn just showed a guy’s dick on live tv. Seems like the perfect way to end a blowout when our best player gets hurt.
— Chett Manley (@ChettManley) February 21, 2019
Thanks @espn for that penis shot.
— Luke Miller (@fakepopshudson) February 21, 2019
espn just showed a dudes dick on national tv man
— @ (@LuvIsRageTM) February 21, 2019
Dude. ESPN just showed a Penis on live TV when a player was changing in the locker room. Is this gonna be talked about at all?!! #penisgate
— Mike Long (@thePRdude) February 21, 2019
Okay someone tell me I’m not the only one who just saw a carolina players penis on screen on espn bc i swear
— Krimson (@krimmydoug) February 21, 2019
What are you doing @ESPN? Get your cameras off the penis. #dukevsunc
— illini (@grillini) February 21, 2019
So ESPN just showed a flaccid penis from the UNC locker room on their broadcast and I busted out laughing
— Andy Biscuits (@HeyHeyWadayaSay) February 21, 2019
Damn ESPN can’t believe they just showed Carolina players penis
— JE 24 (@speedtrap31) February 21, 2019
That’s about all we got here. Carry on.