Awful Announcing
“This is a difficult time, and we hope you and yours are safe and secure in your lockdown and self-isolation situation and we all get together sooner rather than later at 24 Willie Mays Plaza.”
"Sometimes in life, you're Randy Johnson. Sometimes, you're the bird. And sometimes, you're the guy at the plate bearing witness to something that was previously incomprehensible."
"I think people are especially jumping at the opportunity to help each other, I believe that’s true, so that’s kind of heartwarming, with all of it, it brings out some goodness in people."
"In the absence of many of our favorite sports, I've asked PBS, that's the Public Broadcasting Service, to stream my film about America's pastime, Baseball, for free, at PBS.org and all PBS digital platforms. Stay healthy, and let's look after each other. Play ball."
A 91-loss team isn't happy about being predicted to lose 96 games.
The four leagues jointly announced media won't be allowed in locker rooms or clubhouses in response to growing coronavirus fears.
"Oh, watch this! There's the wind, boys, there's the wind!"
Amazon is getting into the local streaming game, but (of course) there's a catch.
Have you heard of Terence "Enlarged Heart" Washington?
Chipper and Jon Sciambi, especially, seem like a very good fit together.
Marquee looks a lot better financially if they're able to strike a deal with Comcast and gain access to large numbers of Comcast's 1.56 million Chicago-area subscribers. We'll see if that happens, though.
"I'm very fortunate. If it wasn't detected, these aortas, they call them the widowmakers. They burst, and you're pretty much gone."
