Laura Rutledge outs Dan Orlovsky eating Mentos like an absolute weirdo
"I don’t want to put that in my stomach."
"I don’t want to put that in my stomach."
People are once again shocked by the fact that Al Michaels has never eaten a vegetable.
The massively popular YouTuber is moving into the sports sponsorship world.
"By 3:25, I’ll be sitting down with my shorts, with a t-shirt, cocktail, I’ll have the other half of the gummy."
"With almost complete accuracy, you can guess what team a fan roots for by asking what’s on their tailgate menu."
"His food experience is just one of the worst that I’ve ever encountered. And it’s boring. He’s not living life."
"That escalated quickly."
"You know, I must say, I have to really kind of apologize, my wife loves ketchup on her hot dog."
"It astounded me and disappointed me and ultimately troubled me that a publication I respect so much got this so wrong."
"If you're gay, bless you. If you're transgender, bless you. And if you have a problem with that, **** you!"
"I know because I don’t eat hot dogs like that, and I pass gas sometimes. You understand what I’m saying? At least a few times a day."
"If this is real it’s the funniest **** that’s ever happened to me."
"How do we define a sport?"
"There are a lot of beer brands out there that are trying to cash in on this holiday by slapping an American flag on their package."
"This might be the most critical question of our relationship."
"Since I screwed up and bought unfrosted Pop Tarts the other day, I'm going to try something. Let's see how everyone gets along. Oh! No! Oh, no. I don't think they can get along. Oh!"
"'Taco Tuesday' is a tradition that everyone should be able to celebrate. All restaurants, all families, all businesses – everybody."
"As you get older, it’s the little things that get you excited. And pierogis are a big part of that."
"Sorry about that."
"I love when people lose their minds over how weird I am."
"I don’t recall ever commenting about crab rangoon in my life! Ever! You’d have to prove it to me because I’d be inclined to tell you that’s a fabricated story."
"Whoa whoa, how quickly did they eat those? I don’t understand."
"Sizzle it up in the frying pan."
"If nobody wants to claim that, come down the center of media row."
"I need a lot of mayonnaise"