Bizarre ‘Move the Sticks’ podcast saga introduces the world to NFL Game Preview Guy
"No AI slop around here. Just GPG slop if you will."
"No AI slop around here. Just GPG slop if you will."
Apple TV might be ready to take another big swing into the world of sports.
"They are trying to take advantage of my good name."
"I would like to be able to know that I'm leaving. I think that's important for my psyche."
"We are going to New York to do a rules check."
"I think he matches up beautifully against Elder. He's my pick to click tonight."
"It's the worst thing I've ever had to do — is walk away from him."
"I would never use that term as a rhetorical weapon knowing the historical and social weight it holds."
Plus, for the first time, real NFL coordinators.
"He's a heck of a ballplayer. From a perspective of media, I wouldn't let him date my sister."
"It's always your fault, whether you're on autopilot or not. You can't take your eyes off the road."
Get ready for a lot of people who don't really care about women's basketball to explain women's basketball to you.
"You're welcome, America. We did it!"
"The only person who enjoyed holding my balls more than my wife."
"He is going to be an asset to football this year, and I can't wait to watch him."
"The good folks at Cal would not waive their fees."
"Carolina wins! Haynes King! King of the night!"
"If you don't want to win championships, go to Indiana."
"Aaron Rodgers doesn’t know what he’s talking about."
"I've got a funny story about an urn I'll have to tell you when we're not on the air."
"These are grown men. They all have different opinions. There’s no question about that.”
"Really excited to get things started."
We all might care a bit too much about preseason polls.
"There's a major scandal, and it's just like nobody can f*cking talk about it? What are we even doing here?"
"I think I'll see 40 pictures of Caleb Williams and I won't see a single thing about any of our players on here."
"Screw it. It doesn't matter. All I'm worried about is creating the best football team we can possibly create."
"We are NOT doing anything like the 'last dance' LeBron doesn’t even know when his last season is."
"Joining ESPN’s NFL coverage during its Year of the Super Bowl makes this moment even more special and fulfills a lifelong dream."
"We don't cry a river and whine and complain, and that's why we're the best."
"Now that I'm back at ESPN, I am hoping to be able to live out one thing."
The biggest wedding of the summer was the world's best-kept and worst-kept secret.
"After 10 meaningful years at WNG, I've made the decision to step away from the station."