Dan Orlovsky baffled by New York Giants communications breakdown on Jaxson Dart
"I have no idea how you make this mistake."
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AA Podcast: Suzy Kolber on ESPN, her new show, Joe Namath, Arch Manning, Charissa Thompson, and more
On this week’s episode of the Awful Announcing Podcast, host Brandon Contes is joined by former ESPN host...
Paul Finebaum holds media accountable in Arch Manning controversy: ‘Pack of wolves trying to get meat’
"Arch made fools out of everybody in that room because they helped make him look like a fool"
‘Big Day’ host Peter Schrager says he’s not banned from Bill Simmons’s show: ‘I just want his affection’
"I don’t want to be in a fight with Bill."
Tiki Barber blows a gasket over Jaxson Dart speculation: ‘You guys might hear me check out’
I can't, as a guy who played this sport... sit and obsess about somebody who's not available for me Sunday."
Eli Manning advises Arch Manning to be careful with the media: ‘They can take it and run’
"You feel like they’re your pal, you relax with them a little bit, you try to be funny, and then they can take it and run."
Mike Francesa awaiting NFL games in outer space: ‘Take care of your fanbase here in America’
"We’re going to be talking about the NFL trying to want to play a game in outer space"
Jerry Jones downplays idea of NFL expansion team in Europe
"Fundamentally, to have an expansion team, probably is pretty far"
Rob Parker: Deshaun Watson is a ‘tremendous comeback story’
"This is a great comeback story. Do not let them tell you anything else"
Emmanuel Acho accuses Skip Bayless of ‘aging out’: ‘That’s why he’s still burning Dallas Cowboys jerseys’
"He’s never pivoted. All he has is a fastball"
Kurt Warner presses Jayden Daniels to play through elbow injury
"I believe it's something he can play through"
Jim Nantz had a vulgar slip of the tongue on Steelers-Pats call
Nantz struggled to choose between the words kick and punt on the fly.
Dan Orlovsky defends comments about how an NFL quarterback ‘should look’
When I say, ‘it looks like ’–big, tall, fast, powerful, strong, smart, big-time accuracy arm. That’s all I said."
Kyle Brandt wishes doom on anyone making ‘Madden curse’ jokes about Caleb Williams
"If you’re making Madden curse jokes, when the machines become self-aware, I hope they target you first"
Aaron Rodgers takes backhanded jab at Mike McCarthy’s playcalling
"We need to be better, and it starts with me. At like, making sure that Mike knows what's working"
Nick Wright counters Pat McAfee smoking on ESPN with a Labatt tall boy
"There's new rules about what you're allowed to smoke or drink on TV"
Dan Orlovsky pressed on his quarterback favoritism by ESPN Radio host Evan Cohen
"Why do you love quarterbacks who haven't done it versus those who have?"
Shannon Sharpe defends activist calling for Buffalo Bills to honor O.J. Simpson
"Y'all don’t agree with the verdict. I thought we were supposed to stand [behind] the verdict."
Al Michaels needles Donald Trump for losing out on Buffalo Bills
"League said, 'Nah, we'll take Pegula.'"
LeSean McCoy: ‘Pat McAfee is the most powerful person other than Donald Trump’
"He’s the only dude I know that can smoke weed on his show and nothing happens."
Stephen A. Smith not comfortable attending Lane Kiffin’s return to Ole Miss: ‘I’m not taking that chance’
"I want to state for the record, let’s be safe y’all. Let’s not engage in any kind of violence"
Colin Cowherd community-noted for claiming Josh Allen has no help
"I love Buffalo, but if Josh plays poorly, lights out"
Kevin Brown joins the mob in trolling the New York Mets
"About a billion dollars’ worth of Mets out in left field, and none of them could pick it up!"
AA Podcast: Emmanuel Acho on Arch Manning, Speakeasy, Fox, Skip Bayless, Joy Taylor, and more
On this week’s episode of the Awful Announcing Podcast, host Brandon Contes is joined by former NFL player...
Stephen A. Smith storms off ‘First Take’ set after fervent Mets rant
"They stink! Period! Shut up!"
Terrell Owens urges ‘narcissist’ Jerry Jones to relinquish power: ‘He’s just like Donald Trump’
"He’s not worried about wins and losses."
ESPN reportedly interested in World Series rights, with Joe Buck on the call
Joe Buck called a record 24 World Series
Josh Allen recoils as unsettling spider interrupts press conference
"I don't like that"
Stephen A. Smith calls out Mike Florio for implying everyone at ESPN supports Protect College Sports Act
"I’m not down for this overall Protect College Sports Act"
Boomer Esiason says NFL team attempted to lure him off ‘Monday Night Football’
"I thought about it for about three seconds"
Boston sports radio host Mike Felger boycotts Green Bay Packers: I blame the ‘dummies of Wisconsin’
"I’m done. I’m walking away from the Packers."
Adam Schefter scoffs at critics of his Drew Brees comeback report: ‘That’s what happened’
"I took some comments here."
Terry Bradshaw laments NFL’s reliance on technology: ‘What made it great was collisions and pass interference’
"What made it great was collisions and pass interference and bad calls and the fans being mad!"
Terry Bradshaw chides Howie Long for getting hair plugs
"I need to get some hair plugs. Howie gave me the name of his doctor."
Tom Brady casually said ‘the Earth is flat’ during Fox broadcast
"The Earth is flat. That’s what it feels like."
Craig Carton urges Aaron Rodgers to drop COVID schtick: ‘We’ve moved past the vaccine’
"You’re the only cat talking about the vaccine, and none of us want to hear it"
Skip Bayless returning to ‘First Take’ with Stephen A. Smith every Friday
"You are back, my brother"
Stephen A. Smith urges Dan Orlovsky to never use the word ‘fudge’ again: ‘It’s corny as hell’
"Stop using that word."
Howie Rose was ‘concerned, worried’ for MLB’s return to New York after 9/11
"I did not think it was the right decision until Mike hit that baseball."
Nobody loves being a kangaroo more than Michael Irvin
Those smiles were so authentic.
