We know the Dallas Mavericks are having a very rough season. The proud Mark Cuban-owned franchise have fallen all the way down to SixersLand, just a half game ahead of Philly for the worst record in the NBA at an abysmal 4-17 on the season. A team that was once known for its high octane offense is now averaging a paltry 92.1 points per game.
Things are bad in Dallas. But bad enough for this score? Well….
https://twitter.com/sacramentokings/status/806706862426947584
948 points through three and a half quarters would be a pretty impressive scoring output.
Ok maybe things aren’t thaaaaat bad in Dallas. But if Mark Cuban ever does get into the idea of tanking and fully embraces it, you could imagine that he’d try to do it way better and more convincingly than anybody else ever would and that kind of scoreline could be possible. Who knows, if the most ping pong balls are on the line in the final game of the season he could just sign the rest of his shark tank comrades to a one-day contract to ensure it.

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