Michelle Beadle is well known for not only being great on-air, but also on Twitter. The ESPN personality isn’t afraid to call out her colleagues or express her opinions on various issues. On Halloween, she used Twitter for a very different reason.
During the course of her career, Beadle, 41, has never been a play-by-play broadcaster. Beadle has been a sideline reporter, feature reporter, host, anchor, and much more.
Despite never being a play-by-play broadcaster, Beadle did some play-by-play on Twitter of her Halloween night.
First, she showed off her great Coach Harbaugh costume on her ESPN show, SportsNation.
I'm a man who knows what I like. And I like milk with my steak. Happy Halloween, nerds. pic.twitter.com/gbk7YZygsz
— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) October 31, 2016
Beadle, who mentions in the first line of her Twitter bio that she likes dogs, then decided to dress her dogs up.
This was taken 5 minutes before the pugs turned on each other. It's been a violent afternoon. #OnceAYearWeRipThemOfAnyPride pic.twitter.com/4wm1Yjg8O6
— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) October 31, 2016
From there, Beadle showed off all the candy she was planning on giving out to local trick-or-treaters.
I've got 300 lbs of candy, a Halloween tuxedo and lots of time. Let's. Do. This. Kiddos. pic.twitter.com/ZnAJxABQtS
— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) November 1, 2016
300 pounds of candy is a ton. Was she planning on giving each kid half a pound?
I mean look how much candy that is!?
Moved into a new neighborhood. Was told Halloween was a big deal here. I will NOT LOSE this battle. #CavitiesAreIn pic.twitter.com/rKienUVD6E
— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) November 1, 2016
In an incredible turn of events, it turns out the 300 pounds of candy wasn’t enough.
The neighborhood just wiped us out. We had to put up a sign. I'm ashamed. It was like a scene out of Walking Dead. They. Just. Kept. Coming. pic.twitter.com/6bF9E3eLWo
— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) November 1, 2016
Since she had no candy left, Beadle tried a new tactic: bananas and Spurs memorabilia.
I offered bananas and Spurs memorabilia. Crickets. https://t.co/eR3yUn4xe4
— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) November 1, 2016
It’s safe to assume Beadle won’t lose the battle next year. But we’ll have to wait and see if any amount of candy is sufficient to repel the trick-or-treating dead.
[Michelle Beadle on Twitter]
