Remember Career Day? The day when everyone’s mom or dad came to school to bore tell everyone about what they did for a living as students secretly (or not-so-secretly) ranked each one to determine who had the coolest parents?
It’s undermining and cruel but then again so is elementary school.
If you’re a parent now, just be glad your kid doesn’t go to the same school as ESPN college football analyst Desmond Howard’s son. Otherwise you’d have to compete with a guy who brings his own Heisman Trophy with him.
Career Day at my sons' school yesterday. They said I won. pic.twitter.com/ag36qs2syj
— Desmond Howard (@DesmondHoward) May 12, 2016
Howard won the Heisman Trophy in 1991 playing for the Michigan Wolverines. And you know what, if we won the Heisman, we’d take it with us everywhere we went, too.
Don’t forget to notice the Emmy Award over on Desmond’s right as well. College GameDay, which Howard appears on, just won its third Sports Emmy in a row and sixth overall. Again, we’d take it with us as well.
Poor Victoria Gonzalez, though. She never stood a chance. We still would like to hear about that first resume, though…
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Along with writing for Awful Announcing and The Comeback, Sean is the Managing Editor for Comeback Media. Previously, he created the Syracuse blog Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician and wrote 'How To Grow An Orange: The Right Way to Brainwash Your Child Into Rooting for Syracuse.' He has also written non-Syracuse-related things for SB Nation, Curbed, and other outlets. He currently lives in Seattle where he is complaining about bagels. Send tips/comments/complaints to sean@thecomeback.com.