Typos happen to the best of us, but Evan Grant found a particularly embarrassing one Monday. Grant, the Texas Rangers’ beat writer for the Dallas Morning News, was covering Yu Darvish’s first full-mound session since offseason Tommy John surgery, and tried to tweet about the 15 pitches Darvish threw. He tweeted…something else.
Darvish through 15 bitches off before mound felt good
— Evan Grant (@Evan_P_Grant) February 29, 2016
Grant’s tweet quickly went viral, and he had the good sense to own it rather than deleting it:
Darvish threw 15 pitches off mound. No female dogs were harmed. I am terribly sorry. Can I blame Siri?
— Evan Grant (@Evan_P_Grant) February 29, 2016
The only time I'm funny is when it is completely unintentional
— Evan Grant (@Evan_P_Grant) February 29, 2016
For me, apparently speaking is even harderer. https://t.co/dWEnfv6lo5
— Evan Grant (@Evan_P_Grant) February 29, 2016
This is the best part, though:
And … it's become a meme. #blessed Thanks @mycoskie pic.twitter.com/jyliHVWTli
— Evan Grant (@Evan_P_Grant) February 29, 2016
No dogs were harmed by Yu Darvish or anyone else in the making of this post.

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Andrew Bucholtz has been covering sports media for Awful Announcing since 2012. He is also a staff writer for The Comeback. His previous work includes time at Yahoo! Sports Canada and Black Press.
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