Here’s a blistering elementary school editorial on Carolina Panthers QB Cam Newton that claims he should switch to running back because his interceptions are hurting the team.

A few things to note:

1) This is how bad the NFC South was last year.  The Carolina Panthers were division “champions” and are still rightly getting called out by grade school children for not being a good team.

2) This is what our embrace debate hot take sports culture has led to: little kids writing editorials about Pro Bowl quarterbacks changing positions.  Somewhere Stephen A. Smith, Skip Bayless, Mike Lupica and Dan Shaughnessy are all laughing maniacally in their underground Legion of Doom lair.

3) This kid is already way more talented than Jay Mariotti.

4) Props for resisting the temptation to do a numbered list about things he’s thinking about things he’s thinking about.

[Extra Mustard]

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