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Dick Vitale's annual rant about the NCAA Tournament seeding and selection process has become a staple of ESPN's Selection Sunday coverage.  With only SMU being a semi-controversial choice left on the bubble, there really wasn't too much to rant about unless you wanted to get into the weird seeding and the group of death handed to Wichita State.

So Sunday night Dickie V did the next best thing.  He told a story about Virgina coach Tony Bennett meeting a stripper with the same name…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jygFPKYZbms

You know somehow during the next month Vitale will post an Instagram photo of himself with Tony, Tony, and Toni Bennett.

Rece Davis' reaction is worth another 0 added to the end of his next contract.

[H/T SB Nation]

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