This highlight from the Red Wings-Blue Jackets game comes from a very frustrated Mickey Redmond, Detroit’s color analyst.  To describe a slashing penalty called against the Wings in the 3rd period, he said this via Guyism

“We might as well put skirts on them all and put tennis rackets in their hands.  This is a joke.  Absolute joke.”

Maybe not the best choice of words, but I’m trying to figure out the connection between skirts and tennis rackets.  Maybe he was just a really big fan of Chrissy Evert back in the day?


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