Your Week 13 Pammies Winners & Updated Standings!


Who reigns supreme in this week's PWC update? There's just two weeks to go in the Pam Ward Chronicles this season. Check last week's Top 10 and updated standings after the jump! 

10) "Like the immortal George Costanza said, it's not a lie if you believe it." – Rece Davis (via eppingerkevin)

9) "You've just got to do what you do and keep doing it." – Gary Danielson (via claytonebarnett)

8) "Where did this drive start from, the one inch yard line?" – Desmond Howard (via sctvman)

7) "Trying to dial up an Iowa touchdown with a 21-21 advantage for… no one." – Kevin Kugler (via firedbyeveryone)

6) "That's an ejectment." – Todd Ellis (via sctvman)

5) "You have to admire the fact that Franklin wanted it to be incomplete." – Matt Millen (via danielf2009)

4) "That was pretty funny that he caught on fire." – Joey Harrington on a jacket igniting from a sideline heater (via baldryan)

3) "Every point is going to count in this game, you have to believe that." – Gary Danielson (via sctvman)

2) "They had their butts in the air and they were coming hard." – Glen Mason (via twojman)

1) "What's happening?  I'll tell you what's happening.  In technical terms? Guys are doing stuff." – Matt Millen (via SI_DougFarrar)

Week 13 Standings

T1) Gary Danielson 100 pts

T1) Matt Millen 97 pts

3) Lou Holtz 51 pts

4)  Mark May 39 pts

5) David Pollack 33 pts

T6) Lee Corso 31 pts, Glen Mason 31 pts

8) Rece Davis 19 pts

9) Brian Griese 18 pts

T10) Brent Musburger 17 pts, Jesse Palmer 17 pts, Craig Bolerjack 17 pts

Others receiving votes: Kirk Herbstreit 16 pts, Dan Hicks 15 pts, Petros Papadakis 14 pts, Mike Mayock 12 pts, Joey Harrington 12 pts, Desmond Howard 11 pts, Don Criqui 10 pts,  Joe Tessitore 9 pts, Matt Stinchcomb 9 pts, Pete Najarian 9 pts, Chris Spielman 9 pts, Tom Hammond 8 pts, Brad Nessler 8 pts, Beth Mowins 7 pts, Eric Collins 7 pts, Joey Galloway 7 pts, Spencer Tillman 7 pts, Verne Lundquist 7 pts, Chris Simms 6 pts, Todd Blackledge 6 pts, Brian Jones 6 pts, Ovie Mughelli 6 pts, Todd Ellis 5 pts, Danny Kanell 5 pts, Steve Levy 5 pts, Dick Stockton 4 pts, Kevin Kugler 4 pts, Ray Bentley 4 pts, Tony Barnhart 4 pts, Chuck Long 3 pts, Chris Fowler 3 pts, Justin Kutcher 2 pts, Sean McDonough 2 pts, Aaron Taylor 1 pt,  Dave Pasch 1 pt, Tim Couch 1 pt, Mark Jones 1 pt, Andre Ware 1 pt.

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Your Week 13 Pammies Winners & Updated Standings


Only one more week to go in this year's Pammies with championship weekend upon us!  This week, the return of Beaver juice to College GameDay sees them take the top spot for another week.  Your weekly Top 10 quotes and full standings after the jump…

10) "Chaminade sounds like a exotic beverage" – Ray Bentley (via jleimer)

9) "A windy, coldy…cold day." – Mike Patrick (via rangermanone)

8) "Lighthearted, zero disrespect to Longhorn Nation, some of the best fans in college football." – Jesse Palmer apologizing for daring to show hook 'em horns upside down (via AA)

7) "And Pedono's field goal is up and no good, Correction! It s good, it dosen't matter what i thought, as the referee's got the call right." – Carter Blackburn (via CUbsfan)

6) "Watch him use his eyes to look this way" – Kirk Herbstreit (via jasonschrock)

5) "Getting congratulations from Charles, I mean Matt Barkley" – Tom Rinaldi interviewing Manti Te'o (via EppingerKevin) 

4) "Landry Jones had 2 words for him- thank you man." – Maria Taylor (via chifan414)

3) "Offensively, when you run the quarterback it's like an extra man, because defensively, you don't account for him." – Matt Millen (via machineexmessiah)

2) "Tennessee is a pretty good defensive team" – Andre Ware (via CaptTouchback) Tennessee allows over 35 points a game and is the 108th scoring defense in the country.

1) "Not sipping that beaver juice anymore?" – Desmond Howard to David Pollack (via mminnix74)

Week 13 Standings

1) Matt Millen 116 pts

2) Gary Danielson 47 pts

3) Verne Lundquist 30 pts

T4) Lou Holtz 29 pts, Desmond Howard 29 pts

Others receiving votes: Kirk Herbstreit 26 pts, Mark May 25 pts, Lee Corso 25 pts, Andre Ware 19.5 pts, Beth Mowins 19 pts, Erin Andrews 19 pts, Mike Patrick 16 pts, Danny Kanell 16 pts, Eddie George 16 pts, Dan Hawkins 14.5, Brent Musburger 13 pts, Rece Davis 13 pts, Carter Blackburn 13 pts, Chris Martin 12 pts, Gus Johnson 12 pts, Eric Crouch 12 pts, Todd Blackledge 11 pts, Jesse Palmer 11 pts, Brian Griese 10 pts, Kevin Carter 10 pts, Wendi Nix 10 pts, Glen Mason 10 pts, Dave Neal 9 pts, Joel Klatt 9 pts,  Tom Hart 7 pts, Robert Smith 7 pts, Derek Rackley 7 pts,  Craig Bolerjack 7 pts, Tom Luginbill 7 pts, Maria Taylor 7 pts, Tom Rinaldi 6 pts, Charles Davis 6 pts,  David Pollack 4 pts, Mark Jones 4 pts, Chris Fowler 4 pts,  Brad Nessler 3 pts, Sean McDonough 3 pts, Dale Drypolcher 2 pts, Chris Doering 2 pts, Mike Morgan 1 pt, Tom Cole 1 pt, Ray Bentley 1 pt.

Celebrity Division: Ryan Lochte 10 pts, Charles Barkley 9 pts, David Feherty 8 pts.

About Matt Yoder

Award winning sportswriter at The Comeback and Awful Announcing. The biggest cat in the whole wide world.