This is what happens when you have a player whose nickname is way too close to comfort to something on Urban Dictionary.  The local CBS affiliate was discussing trade rumors revolving around the Phillies and Carlos "Chooch" Ruiz and… uh, yea.

Oh well, at least those "Cooch" trade rumors are a great distraction from this A-Rod nonsense.

H/T ekt8750

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