Buffalo Bills running back CJ Spiller was being interviewed by WGRZ in Buffalo and offered some deep, personal thoughts on a topic surely on the minds of all Bills fans.

SpongeBob SquarePants.

Spiller compliments SpongeBob as a hard worker and a team player while decrying Mr. Krabs stealing people's money.  He also asks the tough questions, like how Patrick sleeps under a rock without suffocating himself?  These are the existential philosophical dilemmas that concern all mammal and amphibian life, and I suppose professional athletes who still watch cartoons…

If CJ Spiller still enjoys himself some SpongeBob, more power to him.  While we're at it, I have a few questions of my own.  Why is Mr. Krabs' daughter a whale?  What are Squidward's true motivations as a character?  Just how did a squirrel transport a dome filled with air to the bottom of the ocean?  Just how old is SpongeBob?  And when exactly is Mega Weenie Monday?


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