That’s weird, I’ve never heard testicles referred to as a “love stomach” before.  Anyways, that’s Phi Slamma Jamma graduate and NBA legend Clyde “The Glide” Drexler describing Luis Scola’s unfortunate hustle play and likely America’s Funniest Home Videos finalist. It’s also humbling that a well-placed basketball can reduce 6’10”, 260 pound NBA star Kevin Love to a what we saw in this video.

Drexler even has some sage advice for NBA players in how to avoid being in such a predicament,

“You were taught when a guy gets ready to throw the ball back in bounds you gotta turn sideways. Why? You gotta protect the jewels.”

You were taught that? That sounds like the absolute worst day of practice ever. If we’re going to fine players thousands of dollars for not wearing collared shirts then I think it’s time to crack down on the groin shots. Intentional or not, I think every male would support an automatic ejection for such an egregious play.

Now that that’s out of the way, here’s a related video that is probably the finest clip on the internet.

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