The game-ending call of the national championship game from CBS’s Jim Nantz has taken on a life of its own over the years.  Last year was perhaps Jim Nantz’s finest hour in the prepared line department as he rang off not one, not two, but three dog puns in last year’s Bulldogs v Huskies national title game.  Unfortunately, there have been no videos of Nantz preparing his one-liners in the car as there were last year.  Nantz’s skill in dropping one-liners that can live in highlight films for all eternity is one of his trademarks as a play by play man.  With that in mind, before Kansas plays Kentucky in the national championship game tonight, we thought it would be helpful to provide a few friendly suggestions for Nantz’s call at the final buzzer tonight…

If Kansas wins…

“Rock chalk champions!” (via JoeCNC)

“There’s no blues in Lawrence tonight!” (via g_burkhardt04)

“Chalk up another title for Bill Self!” (via RnR_NCSU)

“The Kansas Jayhawks overcome their Cat Scratch Fever to Fly to the Top of the College Basketball mountain. Kansas CHAMPS!” (via DKinAU)

“History repeats itSELF” (via moosebigelow)

“Rockchalk Comeback, Kansas is the National Champion” (via jaykinney)

“Rock Chalk another one up for Bill Self!” (via andrewkarcher)

If Kentucky wins…

“It’s a Big Blue Planet and we’re just living on it! Kentucky! National Champions!” (via fangsbites)

“This time it counts… for now!” (via AA)

“No matter what sport, the SEC owns the Superdome. Kentucky are National Champions!” (via rolanich)

“The National Championship is returning to its old Kentucky Home!” (via thatJoshKail)

“Brow down to the champion, the Kentucky Wildcats!” (via AndyJenksNBC12)

“The bluegrass is greener on THIS side of the fence!” (via bitterwhiteguy)

“Kentucky bourbon will be flowing on Bourbon st tonight, friends. Big blue gets another big win!” (via mitchcarrtv)

“Kentucky has won and done itself a championship!” (via chuck_carney)

“It’s a Blue Bayou. Kentucky wins the national title.” (via JoeMsrightarm)

“He hasn’t vacated it yet, Calipari and the Cats take home the trophy!” (via brianbuck13)

“Big Blue Nation wins the title in the Big Easy!” (via RYbbc34)

“Vacate This!!!” (via PaulPabst)

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