Mike & Mike had quite the wide-ranging show today that produced a couple highlights.  First, ESPN NFL analyst Cris Carter appeared on the show and took part in one of ESPN’s favored pastimes – casual swearing!  Cris Carter joins a long and illustrious list that includes such dignitaries as Bobby Knight, Ron Jaworski, Lee Corso, and countless others.  The best part about all these ESPN analysts swearing on camera is the different lifeforms they take on.  In Carter’s instance, he began by saying, “The bigger the shovel…” then paused for a few good seconds mid sentence before finally delivering the hammer, “the more shit you can dig yourself into.”  Video via The Big Lead, too bad we can’t see the panicked expression on Mike Greenberg’s face…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7uy6PEzmjzw
 

Also on this morning’s show, Greenberg payed off his yearly NCAA Tournament bracket bet with Golic by dancing La Vida Loca with Anna Trebunskaya from Dancing With The Stars.  It’s so nice for them to include Disney parent company programs in those wagers for the cross promotion!  Something tells me Greeny may have thrown the tournament bet so he could take part in the dance, which he definitely seemed to enjoy in his sequined outfit…


 

I’ll be kind and give it a 6.  At least he was better than Kenny Mayne.

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