High school lacrosse announcer Booker Corrigan is known for his outrageous play by play calls in a sport where there aren’t many recognizable announcers.  Capitalizing on Booker’s internet fame, Kudda.com (the site where Booker announces those high school lacrosse game) has compiled a collection of his best, funniest, and most eccentric calls from 2012.  There are definitely a few gems in here worth watching that match his rap lyrics with his best lines below…



“Just like the day after a bad chili cookoff, we are knotted at deuces!”

“He’s climbin in your windows, he’s snatchin your people up!”

“Sound the bell, school’s in sucka!”

“Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs, I got more rhymes than the Bible’s got Psalms!”

“A little slipdillyicious”

“Holy good gravy!  Great Zeus’ beard!”

“You’re holdin 50,000 volts little man, don’t be afraid to ride the lightning.”

“Not you fat Jesus!  Not up in here!”

Please, please, please Jim Nantz, please give me one “Not you fat Jesus!” at next year’s Masters.

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