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It’s the final week of the NFL season before playoffs. Playoff scenarios for the AFC and NFC can be found after the jump. Your broadcast maps can be found here, via The 506. Happy New Year!

Sunday, New Year’s Day!

Carolina Panthers @ New Orleans Saints (FOX 1PM) Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, Pam Oliver
Chicago Bears @ Minnesota Vikings (FOX 1PM) Kenny Albert, Daryl Johnston, Tony Siragusa
Detroit Lions @ Green Bay Packers (FOX 1PM) Thom Brennaman, Brian Billick, Laura Okmin
San Francisco 49ers @ St. Louis Rams (FOX 1PM) Chris Myers, Tim Ryan
Washington Redskins @ Philadelphia Eagles (FOX 1PM) Ron Pitts, Charles Davis

New York Jets @ Miami Dolphins (CBS 1PM) Greg Gumbel, Dan Dierdorf
Buffalo Bills @ New England Patriots (CBS 1PM) Don Criqui, Randy Cross
Tennessee Titans @ Houston Texans (CBS 1PM) Bill Macatee, Steve Tasker
Indianapolis Colts @ Jacksonville Jaguars (CBS 1PM) Spero Dedes, Steve Beurelein

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Atlanta Falcons (FOX 4:15PM) Dick Stockton, John Lynch
Seattle Seahawks @ Arizona Cardinals (FOX 4:15PM) Sam Rosen, Chad Pennington

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Broncos (CBS 4:15PM) Jim Nantz, Phil Simms
Baltimore Ravens @ Cincinnati Bengals (CBS 4:15PM) Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cleveland Browns (CBS 4:15PM) Kevin Harlan, Solomon Wilcots
San Diego Chargers @ Oakland Raiders (CBS 4:15PM) Marv Albert, Rich Gannon

Dallas Cowboys @ New York Giants (NBC 8:20PM) Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth, Michele Tafoya

H/T Sammy!

2011 NFL PLAYOFF SCENARIOS FOR WEEK 17

AFC

CLINCHED: New England – AFC East and a first-round bye

Houston – AFC South

Baltimore – playoff spot

Pittsburgh – playoff spot

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

New England clinches home-field advantage throughout AFC playoffs with:

1)    NE win or tie OR

2)    BAL loss or tie + PIT loss or tie

BALTIMORE RAVENS

Baltimore clinches AFC North division and a first-round bye with:

1)    BAL win OR

2)    BAL tie + PIT loss or tie OR

3)    PIT loss

Baltimore clinches home-field advantage throughout AFC playoffs with:

1)    BAL win + NE loss

PITTSBURGH STEELERS

Pittsburgh clinches AFC North division and a first-round bye with:

1)    PIT win + BAL loss or tie OR

2)    PIT tie + BAL loss

Pittsburgh clinches home-field advantage throughout AFC playoffs with:

1)    PIT win + BAL loss or tie + NE loss

DENVER BRONCOS

Denver clinches AFC West division with:

1)    DEN win OR

2)    DEN tie + OAK loss or tie OR

3)    OAK loss

OAKLAND RAIDERS

Oakland clinches AFC West division with:

1)    OAK win + DEN loss or tie OR

2)    OAK tie + DEN loss

Oakland clinches a playoff spot with:

1)    OAK win + CIN loss + TEN loss or tie OR

2)    OAK win + CIN loss + NYJ win

CINCINNATI BENGALS

Cincinnati clinches a playoff spot with:

1)    CIN win or tie OR

2)    NYJ loss or tie + OAK loss or tie OR

3)    NYJ loss or tie + DEN loss or tie

NEW YORK JETS

New York clinches a playoff spot with:

1)    NYJ win + CIN loss + TEN loss or tie + OAK loss or tie OR

2)    NYJ win + CIN loss + TEN loss or tie + DEN loss or tie

TENNESSEE TITANS

Tennessee clinches a playoff spot with:

1)    TEN win + CIN loss + NYJ win + OAK loss or tie OR

2)    TEN win + CIN loss + NYJ win + DEN loss or tie OR

3)    TEN win + CIN loss + NYJ loss or tie + OAK win + DEN win

NFC

CLINCHED: Green Bay – NFC North and home-field advantage

San Francisco – NFC West

New Orleans – NFC South

Detroit – playoff spot

Atlanta – playoff spot

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

San Francisco clinches a first-round bye with:

1)    SF win OR

2)    SF tie + NO loss or tie OR

3)    NO loss

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS

New Orleans clinches a first-round bye with:

1)    NO win + SF loss or tie OR

2)    NO tie + SF loss

NEW YORK GIANTS

New York clinches NFC East division with:

1)    NYG win or tie

DALLAS COWBOYS

Dallas clinches NFC East division with:

1)    DAL win