On Sportscenter this morning, Robert Flores referenced “the ripping and the tearing.” If, “the ripping and the tearing” doesn’t mean anything to you yet, I apologize for being the first to unleash this video on your virgin eyes.

So…yep. The internet really is a crapshoot. Sometimes this “series of tubes” gives us greatness, sometimes we get an old man in a speedo doing whatever that just was. I now fully expect Bob Ley to end a walk-off homerun highlight with “play them off, keyboard cat.”