The guy never ceases to amaze me with his rants. Game One it was making friends with the ABC camermen, in Game Two it was adding a seventh foul to a player’s total, and Game Three it was Alyssa Milano and how it costs him full price for a haircut. Enjoy this spliced together clip from Game Three!

Mike Breen’s chuckling at the beginning of the setup says it all. This guy’s scatter-brainess is become stuff of legends. I admit it throws me off at times but as long as he’s not distracting people with two minutes left in the game (*ahem* Kornheiser! *ahem*) then I don’t have a problem with it. I also don’t have a problem with him liking Alyssa Milano even though I called her first. Well technically Tony Danza, Carl Pavano, Justin Timberlake, Barry Zito, Brad Penny, and Fred Durst called her “first”, but….ummm yeah. Nevermind.

P.S.- Michael Clark Duncan scares me.

The Rest of Your Game Three in Quotes:

“Terrible shot Luke!”- Jeff Van Gundy in his best Bill Walton voice
“It’s your turn Mark, do a Bill Walton impression.”- Mike Breen
“A Bill Walton impression? No thank you. You guys are better than that.”- Mark Jackson

“Which in effect are saying Boston is not very good.”- Mike Breen after a “Boston Sucks” chant
“Is that the Mike Breen remix?”- Mark Jackson

“Get up Bitch!”- Kobe Bryant after just about every free throw

“You want a term for indefensible? Right there.”- Jeff Van Gundy while watching a replay

“Maybe they’ve gotta go to the hack-a-Bryant.”- Jeff Van Gundy after Kobe’s fifth miss at the line

“Do you know how many hustle plays Posey has had tonight? It’s not going to show in the scorecard besides him being a gutsy player.”- Jeff Van Gundy