Oh man this is a new level of awful. Laila Ali is the most monotone dreadful actress I’ve ever seen and Hulk Hogan is too hopped up on HGH to even make sense. Two people have already been injured with one of them being a female contestant and the other a Gladiator.

The effects are cheesy and they play music after every individual event. A Gladiator named Wolf even howls at contestants and the crowd! How fun.


Oh and I’m pretty sure at least one of the Female Gladiators is a man. I could be wrong though. I know that the cheesiness was part of the allure of the original but this is just beyond ridiculous.

Thanks to Anon for letting me know that FSN and Pros v. Joes, Van Earl Wright is the Play by Play man. Here’s the new Eliminator…..pretty exciting until Hulk Hogan breaks out his “The Sun, the moon, the stars, and Venus was definitely in alignment Baby” line…..