The “marquee” AFC match-up, such as it is, for the early games this week appears to be the lackluster Bills making the trip to the Meadowlands to face the Jersey Bretts. For those of you lucky enough to get the Bucs vs. Falcons, enjoy the game of the day (that is, until the Sunday night showdown.)

Here’s the link to the schedule and the maps
. I’m saddled with the double Pu Pu Platter to start, with Chargers-Chiefs and Niners-Dolphins, followed by the Commitment to Excrement on display when New England visits Oakland in the later slate. Stupid California.

Well, maybe that’s not fair to the Niners or the Dolphins. Singletary has SF playing well and Miami looks good enough to take the division. Again, we here at Awful Announcing would like to extend our deepest sympathies to those who have the Lions visiting the Colts. Games with the potential to be that bloody should come with disclaimers.


Buffalo @ NY Jets – Greg Gumbel, Dan Dierdorf
Tennessee @ Houston – Gus Johnson, Steve Tasker
San Diego @ Kansas City – Ian Eagle, Solomon Wilcots


Tampa Bay at Atlanta – Dick Stockton, Brian Baldinger and Laura Okmin
Washington at Cincinnati – Kenny Albert, Daryl Johnston and Tony Siragusa
Detroit at Indianapolis – Thom Brennaman, Brian Billick
Green Bay at Jacksonville – Ron Pitts, Tony Boselli and Charissa Thompson
San Francisco at Miami – Sam Rosen, Tim Ryan and Chris Myers
Seattle at St. Louis – Matt Vasgersian, JC Pearson and Turner