I wonder if Ben got his choice of whom to date as part of the conditions for appearing at this charity fashion show. To the one sentence descriptions of the early action!

  • Philly is about to close out a win at Giants Stadium thanks to a 100+ yard/2 TD day from Brian Westbrook and good protection for Donovan McNabb at all times. The Iggles pass rush has looked like the Giants pass rush today. 20-7, Eagles….it’s now 20-14, Eagles, after Eli throws a TD pass to a receiver I’ve never heard of after several Philly penalties only prove that the prevent defense is worthless crap. Onside kick approaching, for sure….and Philly gets the win.
  • High scoring fun in N’Awlins, as the Saints just scored another touchdown to make it 29-25 over the Falcons. Matt Ryan has one TD throwing, and on the previous drive, rushed in for a score and hit the 2-point conversion. The Ice is leading another drive with 4:30 left to go….and the Saints have the ball back now at the 2-minute warning.
  • Cincy still sucks. Colts continue their march to a Wild Card spot and a possible 9-game winning streak by owning the Bungles 35-3.
  • The Vikings have lost Jared Allen on a cheap shot chop block by Gosder Cherilous and Gus Frerotte to another injury. Tarvaris Jackson threw a TD pass to Visanthe Shiancoe and Chester Taylor has also hit paydirt. But it is 17-16, Minny over Detroit right now, as Daunte Culpepper has not looked horrible, throwing a TD pass to Calvin Johnson. Vikes have the ball with under two minutes to go…and it’s now 20-16 with a Longwell FG.
  • The Texans and Packers are matching each other stride for stride right now. It’s 21 all and Aaron Rodgers is trying to push for the go-ahead score at home with 4:30 to go. He and Matt Schaub have both thrown 2 TDs apiece.
  • Chicago is making Jacksonville look pathetic. Kyle Orton has thrown for two TDs, add 3 Robbie Gould field goals, and the Bears are up 23-10.
  • Tennessee is coasting to an easy win over the Ken Dorsey-led Browns, 28-9. Two TD passes for Kerry Collins, 136 rush yards and a score for Chris Johnson, and 80 yards and a score for Body By LenDale.

Here are your late games. We here at Awful Announcing would like to extend our deepest sympathies to those of you stuck with St. Louis @ Arizona as the only game on your television set.


Dallas @ Pittsburgh – Joe Buck, Troy Aikman
St. Louis @ Arizona – Matt Vasgersian, J.C. Pearson


NY Jets @ San Francisco – Jim Nantz, Phil Simms
New England @ Seattle – Dick Enberg, Randy Cross
Miami vs. Buffalo (in Toronto) – Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon
Kansas City @ Denver – Bill Macatee, Steve Beuerlein

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