I know people refer to all of these things as “Clarkisms”, but I just call them stupid. Here are a pair of clips via The Sporting Blog in which Kellogg not only calls Xavier’s Drew Lavender “ippodish”, but he says Danny Green has “the versatility of baking soda”…..

“How versatile is baking soda?”- Greg Gumbel

Actually now that I rethink these two they actually make some sense. Baking soda is versatile as far as household products go and the I-Pod thing perfectly describes Lavender. My bad Clark.

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