Who will win the coveted golden mic? It’s anyone’s game at this point. But Before we get into the awards and final tally here were the Top 10 from Week 14.
10. “I’m sure you’ve done a couple of Patriots games in your day. I would tell every young Quarterback to watch how Peyton, excuse me Tom Brady utilizes the pocket to his advantage.”- Boomer Esiason
9. “He said he was a chubby little red baby.”- Ray Bentley on Central Michigan LB Red Keith
8. “The SEC Title Game Tennessee and Louisville, or LSU.”- Andre Ware
7. “If they throw it to the left side of the end zone, they’ve got a good shot at hitting you. That’d be funny.” – Brad Nessler to Paul Maguire (Via S2N)
6. “An Oklahoma win over Mizzou would create a cobweb of worms.”- Craig James (Via Hawkeye State)
5. “They didn’t call me I was in Gameplan.”- Boomer Esiason
“Yes, a DeNiro like performance from you, and a stretch playing yourself.”- Ian Eagle
4. “What did he say about tackling Jonathan Stewart? You have to bring your big boy pads?”- Dan Fouts
“It’s like going bear hunting with a stick.”- Tim Brant
3. “WHAT?!?! Okay we’re back.”- Pam Ward
2. “A fresh set of downs for the Steelers.”- Mike Patrick
1. “Eric Ainge busted one. Watch the inside rub here.”- Gary Danielson
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The Sexual Tension Quote of the Year: “You finally shaved it off do you feel naked right now?”- Pam Ward to Ray Bentley (Week 8)
The Captain Obvious Quote of the Year: “Florida State has a chance to win this game by outscoring the Gators.”- Lee Corso (Week 13)
The “I Have No Idea What I’m Saying But I’m Going With It Anyway” Quote of the Year (tie):
“If you’re trying to run it without running inside, it’s like having nip/tuck surgery without anesthetic.”- Gary Danielson (Week 3)
“There’s Robin of Locksley, taken the poor and giving them to the rich, and the Illini are rich with talent right now.”- Ray Bentley on Illinois Offensive Coordinator Mike Locksley (Week 7)
“The Cavaliers come in here, and they’re like, you know, your uncle that shows up to a party and has too much, and ends up putting the lampshade on his head.”- Mark Jones (Week 11)
The Completely Random Quote of the Year (tie): “Well I know Lynn is probably watching happily at home, ready to drop twins anyday now.”- Chris Spielman (Week 2)
Bob Griese mentions Brad Nessler’s Pink Tie: “Thank you, it’s for Breast Awareness Month.”- Brad Nessler (Week 8)
The “I Have No Idea What The Rules Of Football Are” Quote Of The Year: “Foster runs it outside down the dieline and is bumped out of bounds and will stop the clock. Well, the clock’s not running. Oh yeah, we’re in overtime.”- Craig Bolerjack
The Burn of the Year: “Good to see Rob Stone’s Curves workout pan out….he can lift up the milk can, that was nice.”- Chris Spielman (Week 9)
The Overly Sexual Quote of the Year (tie): “He Face Raped Him!”- Dave Lapham (Week 7)
“Did you see any of those events in 1969?”- Ron Franklin
“I was in my mom most of 1969.”- Ed Cunningham
THE QUOTE OF THE YEAR: “What’s Britney doing with her life?”- Mike Patrick
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Final Pammy Standings And Your Winner Of The First Annual Pammy Golden Mic Award Goes To….
1. Gary Danielson (60)
2. Brad Nessler (53)
3. Mike Patrick (52)
4. Pam Ward (45)
5. Chris Spielman (44)
6. Andre Ware (34)
7. Lee Corso (31)
8. Paul Maguire (27)
9. Dave Pasch (26)
10. Bob Griese, Tim Brant (23)
Others Receiving Votes: Brent Musburger (21), Kirk Herbstreit (20), Verne Lundquist (20), Pat Haden (19), Ray Bentley (18), Craig James (16.5), Mark Jones (16), Ed Cunningham (14), Bill Curry (13), Erin Andrews (11), Dave Lapham (10), Gerry Dinardo (9), Dave Lamont (9), David Norrie (9), Lou Holtz (9), Tom Hart (8), Todd Blackledge (7), Mellissa Knowles (7), Thom Brennaman (7), Sean McDonough (7), Ian Eagle (6), John Saunders (6), Quint Kessenich (6), Holly Rowe (5), Desmond Howard (5), Charles Arbuckle (5), Mike Tirico (4), Dan Fouts (4), Doug Flutie (3.5), Jim Donnan (3), Eric Collins (2), Jim Kelly (1), Craig Bolerjack (1), Boomer Esiason (1)
That’s right folks it’s CBS Sports’ Gary Danielson!!! It was a great year all around and I thank each and every one of you for taking the time to email or comment with your favorites. I’ve probably missed a good number going back through so feel free to add any I missed in the comments. We’re onto the Bowl Season now and hopefully I can remove the foot from my mouth after the comments I made about Danielson at the beginning of the season.
I did a bad thing….I’m sorry I did that. Gary Danielson is again the winner of the first ever Pammy Award. Time to celebrate with some wings!
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