This article just made me laugh. Rick Sutcliffe wants ESPN to do a Royals game because he lives 8 miles from the stadium.

ESPN baseball analyst Rick Sutcliffe has been with the network for eight years now and has yet to be called upon to do a Royals game.

That’s been unfortunate for Sutcliffe, who makes his home in Lee’s Summit.

“How great would it be just to be able to drive eight to 10 minutes to work just one time?” Sutcliffe said by phone.

You know why else it’s convenient? If you get hammered at the ballpark… could just walk or take a cab home.

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