I’m heading out early today so I can fight the traffic to get to the Maryland-West Virginia game tonight (it’s going to be awesome), so I’m going to leave you with the funniest quote I’ve read in quite some time. Lewis Black was on Inside the NFL talking about the criminally charged offseason of the NFL when he dropped this gem….

“I love to go to my mailbox and get my Dan Marino diet food, and then sit down and watch grown men legally assault each other over a piece of dead pig.”- Lewis Black

I don’t care who you are……

P.S.- Terry Bradshaw is going to be on the Tonight Show if you’re interested.