I’m f’ing done with this thing. I’ve never been more bored in my life. Kenny Mayne gave up hours ago so I think I’m warranted to give up as well.

If you ever wanted a glimpse into how I create the genius that is AA….here it is….straight cut and (drunkin’) paste. No deletions…..

Counting Crows….I’m in Love

Chris Berman sounds particularly phlegmy

“Albert Winnie the Pujols”- CB

“We have many dollars invested in this project….I just hope someone hits one over the wall”- KM

Dusty Baker, Joe Morgan

The analysis from the Baseball Tonight Crew after each batter is brutal….Phillips, Ravech, Kruk

“it could be a national “Holiday” by the time we’re done here”- CB

“three of em’ right away and he’s a large young man”- DB

“I think that one landed on Treasure Island”- CB

Kenny Mayne has one homer to him and gets out of the water each break

“I walked up to him in the batting cage today and I was speaking to most of the players and I said….Who is that?”- Joe Morgan on Alex Rios

“I went to spring training and watched them one game and said to the owner they could win it all”- Joe Morgan

“I saw you jamming out there with the Crows”- DB
“It was the Counting Crows!”- CB
“You were counting em’ too!”- DB

“it’s off the platform in right centerfield….how interesting is that”- CB
“there’s a rainbow!”- DB

That’s to Sausalito”- CB

This one’s to Alcatraz- CB

“What was the pressure like in a swing off”- Erin Andrews

You can’t “pick a winner” if your guy is already out

“That tootsie roll pop looks a little un-used”- CB

Joe and Dusty don’t know their mics are open during every Erin Andrews interview

“This is SOLID GOLD!”- CB

“Coming down the line is Alex Rios….He’s to the Quarter Pole!”- CB

“My wife’s gonna take em’”- JM not realizing the mics are on
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It’s so easy your mom could do it!

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