Transfer Deadline Day was filled with all the excitement and intrigue we’ve come to expect as major world soccer stars changed places on the final day of the window.  Falcao went to Manchester United.  Chicharito traveled to Real Madrid.  Arsenal actually signed a striker.

And a bunch of drunk English soccer fans marred the live television coverage with sex dolls and toys.

Alcohol + English soccer fans + live television = total chaos.

First at Everton, Alan Irwin got a little too up close and personal than I’d ever want to be with… well, the video doesn’t really need any further description, does it?

Then we have this fine young lad sharing his thoughts on the last minute transfer activity…

https://twitter.com/NowFootbaII/status/506554373544345600

And finally, well, things at Aston Villa just got completely out of hand (h/t @AlexKunawicz)…

And you thought American sports fans were loud, boorish, and obnoxious videobombers!  Until one of those dolls shows up behind Sal Paolantino, we’ve got nothing on the Brits.