Jimmy Fallon’s Superlatives segment on The Tonight Show is one of our favorites, and he’s gone after sports stars on occasion. On Wednesday’s show, he stuck superlatives onto members of the Seahawks and 49ers, who faced off on NBC Thursday night. The results were predictably hilarious.

Poor, poor Colin Kaepernick. First he gets compared to a chain-smoking mall elf, then he throws for just 121 yards and gets picked off twice in a crushing Niners loss.

[FTW]