The “intentionally terrible” mall commercial that has caught fire this week has inspired numerous parodies, and Houston Astros pitchers Dallas Keuchel and Collin McHugh starred in a remake of their own.

Quickly, two thoughts.

1) Why are they advertising “back to baseball” when we’re near the end of August?
2) Is someone going to get wound up at a pitcher advertising pine tar? Cue up the illegal substance chatter!

It *is* a pretty accurate remake though.