Todd McShay confirms Mel Kiper Jr. doesn’t have a cellphone, has 5 landlines
"I just picture Kiper pacing with the cord getting stuck around him."
"I just picture Kiper pacing with the cord getting stuck around him."
"My one-year-old pooped in the tub."
"They want to call people liars because they don't want to believe that it's that bad, that the culture is that awful."
"I know what he's feeling, I know what he's going through."
"They don't want to stop it. So, when they say they do, they're not telling the truth. If they wanted to stop it, they could stop it tomorrow."
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"The only person's birthday you should know is family members, kids and your wife."
"When I get fired, which it will happen at some point. The podcast will be infinitely better, I promise."
"That was as far from the truth as anything that was ever out there."
"He texted me like, 'what's up, how are you bro?'"
"I could 100 percent tell it was Peyton for sure."
"I'm an equal opportunist asshole ... if we've got smoke, we've got smoke."
"I'm willing to throw the dart if it misses the board, if every once in a while it hits the bullseye."
“I'm very thankful that ESPN is welcoming me back on the airwaves."
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"I didn’t want to screw up the report. So I was like, ‘I’m just gonna make this up.’"
"Is this a paid appearance for me? Charissa has enough money."
"I think it will probably be a good two years before it truly goes away. And I will be a meme for the rest of my life."
"I think people really flipped a little bit, and now people want to see Zach succeed."
"They've been trying to hurt my feelings. A couple of them have landed."
A dispute over Dan Patrick airing an interview with Alex Rodriguez led to Rodriguez almost punching him.
"He’s one of the smartest people I know, truly, he really, really is. He’s brilliant."
"It just proves, as if Brockmire didn't, how great of an actor I am."